Here the rules:
No spam - "I'll block you by deleting it."
No insults to my master or her blog - "I'll fight you by either using ninjitsu, and teaching you how to treat a girl, or I'll simply delete you as well, hehehe!"
No insulting fellow ninja's (blog visitors) - "I'll give my all to protect all of the Otaku-clan! be prepared for my wrath!"
Meanwhile, somewhere locked up in a cave: